So tell it to get a job. Stake your MORPHIC LUMP in the Lump Bank and let it earn while it does nothing, professionally.
A Lump is a small, round, deeply unbothered creature with one visible eye, no visible skeleton, and zero ambition. Left alone, a Lump will do nothing forever. This is the problem the Lump Bank was built to solve.
Every MORPHIC LUMP is a fully unique blob, hand-shaped and generated to be unlike any other Lump in the collection. Some are calmer. Some are, frankly, unemployable. All of them can be put to work.
No resume. No interview. No skills required, which is good, because Lumpz have none. Here's what happens once your Lump clocks in.
Connect your wallet and stake your MORPHIC LUMP. It enters the Lump Bank and officially begins pretending to work.
A designated share of eligible collection royalties flows into the rewards pool. Your Lump earns based on staking duration, how many Lumpz you've got clocked in, and rarity.
Keep it staked and rewards keep accumulating. No meetings. No emails. No LinkedIn. Just Lump.
Claim your accumulated rewards whenever you're ready. Your Lump can stay employed and keep earning, or quit its job and unstake.
This is a preview of the Lump Bank dashboard. Connect a wallet on launch day to clock your own Lump in for real.
Preview only — numbers are simulated locally and reset if you leave the page. Nothing here is staked, earned, or real yet.
No. There is no job. There is a smart contract and a Lump that is very proud of itself for doing nothing.
Lumpz do not get promoted. Lumpz get fatter. This is considered a promotion by Lump standards.
Your Lump resigns immediately, effective the moment you click the button. It will not give two weeks' notice. It will not attend the farewell lunch. It will simply go home to the couch.
Generally, yes — staking rules factor in duration, how many Lumpz you have clocked in, and rarity. Exact rates are announced closer to launch, once the Lump Bank finishes its paperwork.
The Lump Bank is not FDIC insured. It is also not a bank, in the traditional sense, or possibly any sense.